The Decadent Housewife is your guide to living the life of luxury you know you deserve. But perfecting a lavish lifestyle takes practice. After all, do you know your lunch-time martini limit?

From the moment you send your man off to earn his keep, the housewife's day should be swamped with beauty, fashion, delicious food and drink, culture, more drink, mingling and general fabulousness. From leisurely lie-ins to afternoon idleness, it's time to discover the true meaning of decadence.